Personal philosophy? Clothing optional.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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i was born in Phoenix, maricopa county. and in first grade we had to bring in a picture of the city we were born in. when i presented i said “i was born in arizona!” and i thought i was cool bcus everyone else was born in rhode island and then this one kid said “U WERE BORN IN THE SAND” and all the kids started chanting “SAND BABY SAND BABY” and i cried and tried to explain that people lived there and i was born in a hospital but no one believed me
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
MIRANDA.
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Well, not all of us are in the same weight class so it is hard to say between Hemsworth and Evans. I think they’re pretty evenly matched. I think it would go to the ground. Then I think it’s me, Ruffalo, and Renner in a quote-unquote three-way in which I lay waste to them with sleeper holds but then we cuddle. And then it is Hiddleston versus Johansson if I am not mistaken. That probably just winds up in dinner at a five-star restaurant somewhere.
Robert Downey Jr. on who would win a battle among the Avengers (via mrscatalano)
how weird would it be if whales didnt need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we had to deal with whales just meandering around everywhere
But most of all, stop thinking that what people so loathingly refer to as the “friendzone” is some sort of purgatory women put “nice guys” into. My friendship is not a crappy consolation prize that you’re left with if I deny you a sexual relationship– and my body is not your reward for good behavior.
Taylor Callobre, The “Good Guy” Myth (via albinwonderland)
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Invisible bulb - Opening photo for article How to Spot the Future by Thomas Goetz.
By Brock Davis on Flickr.
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
